Useless Meme

Why?? Because I can bitches!

70 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered:

1. Would you bang your neighbour?
Older brother yes, younger brother no.

2. What describes your relationship status?
negotiable.

4. What's the last movie you've seen in the theater?
Superbad.

5. Do you live with your parents?
I have no soul.

6. What is your middle name?
Elizabeth like you know, after the queen. Oh yah bitches, named after royalty.

7. Who have you talked to most today?
Bekka.

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
EEWWWW Do pumpkins come and take you away from home, carve out YOUR guts and display you to the masses?? NO! So why should I do that to a pumpkin huh??

9. Color of your underwear?
COMMANDO!! thats right, this chicky likes to fly FREE mofo's!!

10. What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown.

11. How many years have you taken a language?
2o in english, 25 in yve.

12. Are you gay?
don't you wish my girlfriend was hot like me?

13. If so, are you a rainbow rocker?
FLY FREE, G.A.P. BITCHES... okay only half and half, like cream! HAH!!

14. Do you wish on 11:11?
No, 4:20 on 4, 20 :D

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
No matter how much fun it is teasing the sasquatch, they are bigger then you and know where you sleep.

16. Are you a bad influence?
Yes. Yes I am. See the afore mentioned, I have no soul comment.

17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstar?
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
I totally would pwn Willow's name. But lets face it Yve totally fucking rocks.

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
do I get something back?? Maybe. if someone was asking for one of my kidney's probably to save a life, but if they were gonna ask for my coffee, FUCK NO.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Yes.

21. Favourite colours?
penis.

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
When I can avoid it I will, but I am a bit of an emoticon whore. :D >:P

23. What song is on?
Choices - Xavier Rudd.

24. Are your grades good?
They could be better.

25. Do you think people hate you for filling these out?
I don't care. It amuses me for the five minutes it takes to fill it out and fuckya'll if you don;t like it.

27. Does your best friend have a facebook?
Who doesn't have facebook. if you don't have facebook, you are simply not good enough. SHAAAAMME.

28. Who's page did you visit last?
Angels' too whore the hell out of this meme on my blog. Oh yah bitches. Whoring it out big time.

29. Last time you went out to lunch?
today I went to see Wendy for one of her bitching hot dogs.

30. What is to the right of you?
plants.

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CDs?
-blinks- Crazy. Not stupid.

35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
do you want to live?

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
PRINCE OF DARKNESS!! ALL HAIL OZZY!!! What kind of person would I be if I didn't. Its fucking OZZY man.

38. iPod or Zune?
MYPOD!!!

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
when I can I will watch it for hours and hours and hours.

40. King of the Hill?
ehn, only if there is no family guy.

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
mmmm her milky white breasts heaved in the moonlight as the ship rocked gently on its moorings....ugh....no?

43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
Do I sing obnoxiously for fun?! Yes.

44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
Yes.

45. What's in your cd player right now?
....C....D....player??

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?
MMM DSG SNUGGLES.

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
only about my art/pet stuff.

54. Have you ever been to south africa or africa?
noez but I wanna.

55. Do you know how to knit?
-sigh- no.

59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
My closet does't have a door and its filled with crap right now. But mostly black.

60. Baskin robbins or cold stone?
huh?

61. Physics or chemistry?
Chemistry.

64. R-rated or G-rated movies?
..............hm first one thats made me stop and think. Dunno.

65. Go on walks during the day or night?
Night.

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE?!?!?


67. Fly or road trip?
ROAD TRIP!!!!

68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
Fuck No, Spiderman all the way. HE CAN SPIN A WEB!!! wtf does Batman have?? toys? Superman? He's ALIEN HE"S NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!!

69. Ever gone ghetto and ate cereal with water because you didn't have milk?
EW!!!!


Oh yah most pointless waste of time EVER. it was good.

FOUL PLAY

If the universe and I were a game, and there was a ref. I'd have called a foul this week on the universe for a dirty play.

The man of my visual dreams walked into work this week and I couldn't even make eye contact with him. I was stuck up a ladder while he was in the line up at the cash.

-sighs-

Dreadlocked, bearded, granola man. Walked into my life and then out of it again.

why gods, why?!?

Seriously, just a damper on my whole week.

-pouts-

Redid the hawk for anyone that cares. Its seriously styling again.

And I'm drunk and stoned. YAY day off!!

I also hope christmas chokes on shortbread cookie and dies. Really, blue in the face dead. OH YAH.

gimme more baileys.

Deck the Halls with Bows of STFU

Once more around the wheel, once more into the obolix.

Christmas and all its fun misconceptions are upon us kiddies.

Glittering lights remanicent of the old pagan festival of lights shine brightly in the dark to harold back in the gods of the hunt, and light the way for the suns long journey back, bows of evergreen hang reminding you of the old ways to keep the home fresh and mite free, hearty foods from the bower fill our empty stomach and remind us that the long dark of winter is only going to brighten up.

Fat gifts sit under the tree (now taken inside to keep the church inquisitors from finding out who still celebrates the old ways and being tried as a witch) teach our little ones all about greed and selfishness (remember when they taught us about wealth, not the monetary kind.

I, like many of you, use to love this time of year. Now my bitter cynical eyes see it as just another reason to max out the credit cards, spend money for trivial pointless things that (as much as you deny it) will be forgotten as soon as the next new toy rolls off the production shelves.

Working as a cashier I've honed my skills as a zen artist and I my ever impressive ability to shrug it off but this year omfg I seriously want to commit tinseilcide.

every year it gets worse and worse and I just want to do it. I want to take one of those bright red ribbons and tie it around someones neck and 'merry christmas' them to death.

If its not people squawking about whats PC to say to people, its the crazies snapping and stressing out over something that is suppose to be the happiest time of the year.

Are you happy??

I sure as hell am not. I'm exhausted, sore and weak. I have tunnel vision to get me through my days and a weak hope that in two weeks it shall all be over.

Gods, please tell me in a couple of weeks it shall all be over. I need to hear it once.

In the mean time.

Point on for Paganism, a stranger smiled at me and wished me a happy yule yesterday. I was totally touched. It made my day. But then again, so did the boozy chocolate.

Happy whatever religious denominational holy day you celebrate!

The Sweetest Thing

So yesterday I worked all day, I opened 9-1 and then I went to class and I hadn't gotten any news from teh DSG but I knew, inside, he was okay. If anything bad would have happened, I know inately I'd be more worried then I am, but still I miss him and I wants to talk to him again.

I went into work again, to see how they were doing with thier skids and it was going slow so I decided to stick around and lend a hand. Aren't I nice? Yah, I have no soul. I'm going to rot in hell forever.

Before I left I got asked to cover a shift thursday night and I said I would no worries, and asked if they wanted me to come in in the morning too to help with the skids, and my manager almost cried with happiness. I know. I have no soul and I'm going to rot in hell forever.

I went home, fed my dog, jumped online to send teh DSG an email to tell him I was thinking about him and I hope he was safe. I jumped in the shower, and missed a phone call.

I crawled into bed plugged myself into my ipod to listen to some NON-christmas music and missed a phone call.

I slept through another three phonecalls and when I woke up I checked the phone to see if my work number was on it and I noticed there was an ASS load of 405 area code numbers one my home phone. eh? 405 is oklahoma, but I don't recognize the number.
Furrowing my brow, my cell rings and its my manager, and we had a small conversation and I decide since I'm still at home, I wanted to know who this 405 number was. So I called it, even though at 8:30 am its really 7:30 am in oklahoma.

It was teh DSG.

He bought a disposible cell phone to call and let me know he was okay.

AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Seriously I was so touched I melted and got all squishy and happy. My week has been so shitteh that I needed something good to happen and omfg that was just the sweetest thing ever. I've been walking around with the dumbest smile on my face ever since.

I misseded joo DSG. I misseded jooOOooo!!!

Ice Storm Slams Oklahoma City

Oklahoma City

I woke up this morning and stumbling downstairs I wondered how Damen was doing with the ice-storm heading to Oklahoma city this week.

I remember how bad it was in Ottawa a few years ago when we were hit with a snowstorm and for us it wasn't all that bad in downtown Ottawa, but outside the core, power was out for days, it was cold and wet and it sucked.

I stuck around for him to come online and he didn't and I figured it was because of his dad had him out house sitting for a friend and he was tired. I got to school and he still wasn't around so I decided to check the news sites and DAMN!! The whole state is fucked!!

I tried calling, even though I knew I couldn't get through and I got nothing but I still had to try.

I hope he's okay though. :S I'm kinda worried cause his dad is the type of guy who'd insist on driving down to Norman to check on their family so I hope for their sake, his dad stayed home.

Okay now I'm really worried.

Come back into the light Okahoma!! I miss my DSG!!

The Sickness In You

Its that time of year ladies and gents, where germs are flying, viruses are swimming and infections are running rampant.

Are you sick?

I hope, for you, that you aren't and if you aren't stay home in your nice safe houses and enjoy it. Cause everyone else is sick.

I am.

My bi-annual bronchial infection has slammed me like a tonne of bricks, not that I wasn't expecting it, but hey, at least for now, its not the flu. Thank the fucking maker, if I got sick with the flu, I'd be in tears.

Not that I aren't already...I'm running on exhuasted and the fumes are being tapped out by this horrible day, 9-1 work, 1-4 exam (which I wrote and did...hopefully...well on) and 5-11 work. Yeesh.

Ima thinking I need spicy chicken soup for lunch. :D Sounds good eh? I think so. MMM Spicy food is good.

So, thus far my symptoms range at running a temperature, hot and cold flashes, headache, sore chest (ribs and lungs, shoulders and back) coughing, dry and hacking, sneezing, running nose (quick catch it, there it goes!) dry itchy eyes, dry mouth, and the ever impressive upset stomach, (why? I dunno but its PISSING ME OFF) exhaustion, sore muscles and my fingers are swollen and stiff. weird eh? plus the most hallucinogenic dreams ever. Serious...vikings. in the gatineau hills. being chased by cops. I'm one of their valkryies. I'm loosing my flipping mind.

oddly enough, I'm in an okay mood. so far anyway.

All things considering, I take it as a bonus.


I get to feed Kaa tomorrow. Two rats. He's gonna be fat and happy. He's digging the old room again, cause its nice and warm and if I can find the humidifier, perfect for him. The humidity is already up twenty degrees from the old apartment, even though I don't notice it, he's all glossy and moving around ALOT at night. I can hear him creaking up and down his driftwood, and waking up to see his white underbelly pressed to the corner of his tank as he tries his nightly escape is oddly freaky and amusing at the same time. He can get himself into the corner of the tank, and lifted 3/4 of his body up to the lid and sniffing it. Its hilarious to watch him get too high and start to fall over. You can totally just see the 'woah...WOAH....WOOOAAAHHHHHH' going on. I crack up everytime.

The fish are STILL not procreating and if they are, the frogs are eating the baby platy's, and my java moss is going fucking nuts. Again. -rolls eyes- I have to take it out tomorrow and try to tie it up in a ball so it'll stop over taking my anubis nano. Again. The anubis is thriving in the new location beside my heat duct and the tank (snail free) is thriving. I am so happy to see my pets happy. Except Dora is suffering from dry skin and her ecsyma is acting up, which means her hot-spots are gonna flair up soon if I don't douse her in bagbalm and keep her skin hydrated. Another reason to find the humidifier. That an my dry skin is KILLING me.

I need to clean my room (big surprise there) but all I really need is my dad to hang my shelves for me. Which isn't likely to happen so I'm going to do it myself. I want to put my wall shelves over Kaa's tank and put my art stuff and cache boxes on it. Level out the amount of crap I have on my billy shelfing unit but again. I need dad to hang my shelves for me.

I asked Damen for something special for my room, since for my mom brought home these sweet little matte black 4X6 frames and I asked him for a copy of the cherry blossoms picture that inspired my tattoo, his most recent picture of himself (its SOOO good) and to surprise me with a third. I want to hang them somewhere and I have to seriously consider the wall space in my room for all the stuff I have to hang this weekend.

I already have my butterflies up in the wall between my door and bed-head wall, plus my spider/scorpion dual above the fish tank but I still have Bish's Stonehenge print, my Stephanie Law print, my pentacle mirror as well as my cat stained glass, my clay castle in the clouds relief.

Weirdest blog post ever? I think so.

I have one week left of Tort Law and then I'm off school for two months. WOOT! Torts, as well as being a type of desert are also a type of law. What kinda law? I dunno, thats why I have to retake the course. HAHAHAH oh I suck.

I'm really worried about Jen, Rio's sister, last I heard from Rio is she was doing really bad. Like Rio hasn't been around online or anything in weeks bad. :S I have a pile of stuff I keep meaning to send to them, but I keep putting it off but I've decided I don't care what it takes I'm sending them a care package on my next pay check. Just something to say I love them and I'm thinking of them and I'm praying for them. I wish I had the money to ship them both up to Canada and adopt them so they can have use of the health care system, its not much but its better then what they have, which is...effectively nothing. Tomorrow I'm going to use some of the time I have on my phone card to call them...since I can fully and totally abuse the rights of their answering machine to at least amuse them and their mom enough to get a smile out of them. As cliche and silly as it sounds, laughter truely is the best medicine, even when you're in constant pain, a smile does you good.

I LOVE YOU GIRLS!!! Where would the canadian invasion be with you Rio and Jenneh?!?!?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Random thought and amusing idea for you all...

Cookie Tongue.

there. its been said.

Cookie Tongue....or more commonly known Gookeh Thumgnn. -snerk-

Surprise.

I did it.

The Ever Impressive Community of Polling

I decided against my better nature to jump on the band-wagon and support my friend ren's brother, Will in his poll for his surprisingly difficult poll.

What colour should he die his hair?

Red -but you mean green-
Blue -but secretly you know hulk green is hawt-
Not at all -but you think Will would be devestatingly gorgeous with green hair-
or
Green.

Oddly enough when I was twelve, thirteen and fourteen I teased my mother I was going to dye my hair green. Like violent amonia green, the kind of green that hurts your eyes no matter what the light sourse is.

She threatened to shave my head and if it wasn't for the fact that I love my hair, I'd have done it. So for Will and for living through him vicariously, vote on my poll, his sisters poll and his poll to dye his hair green.


poll to follow.

Eat My Posts Blogger and I will SHUN YOU!!

SILENCE!!

I keel you!!!

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Blogger ate my over-excited-I-have-two-months-off-school post this morning.

So I POST AGAIN!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I have two months off school. One pitiful horrible dreadmaster week left then TWO WHOLE MONTHS OF HERZING FREE LIFE AGAIN!! YAY!!!!

I am -so- excited.

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I am convince that some people are just not management material.

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Sometimes I want to throttle people for being themselves.

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I think if I can afford it I'm going to take a trip too. I haven't decided when or where but I know I want to go somewhere warm.

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Cramps, back pain and a sudden impatience is driving me up the wall. I want to punch someone.

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I am completely and totally, head over heels, unabashedly, unashamedly, utterly and entirely in love again. And not with my boyfriend.

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I am totally random.

Why My Dad Hates Drivers. And Snow. And Drivers in Snow

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=77

thank you Damen for this awesome and truthfull connection to a well known fact in canada and more primarily, ottawa.

Hey! Look! Its Snowing!!

Get up this morning to BIG FAT flakes falling from teh sky and I get up with out really looking hard at the snow and take Dora out for her morning pee.

Except I can't open the front door.

TOO MUCH SNOW!

It musta been the way the snow was blowing last night I figure but then I got out and I couldn't see my stairs. Or the side walk. Or the street.

I sure as hell found them when Dora pulled me down them though. WHOOPEETA!!!

Its still snowing too. We got about 10 cm of snow and we're expected another (minimum) of 10 before night fall.

I have to get ready to leave for school two hours early just so I can make it on time.

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to live in a country who's gross annual snowfall can fill a football stadium. Twice.

If Life was a bag of trail mix, I'd be the only Cranberry in the bag.

I thought up that line this morning laying in bed, trying to decide if I was too bitter or to bitchy or if I held onto grudges too long. How long is too long? A month? A half year? Years?

Aren't something worth holding onto more begrudgedly then others?

I always say don't sweat the small stuff, but I am a hypocrite. I totally sweat the small stuff. But I also let it go. If I don;t think about it for a week, then I've let it go.

The big stuff, yah I hold onto. Things are just meant to be remembered. Plus. I'm a Sag, Sag's are notorious for holding on to grudges forever. We're stubborn, and hardheaded and its what we do. Remember the bad things that happen to us so we can hold it against the person that did it to us years from now and make them feel guilty even though we -really- don't care.

For example; this is something I know I'm going to remember for years.

My birthday.

I'm turing 25, and thats kinda big right? So I invite all my friends to come to my party at Zaphods cause holy crap my birthday falls on the only night that I go out. Which is oddly a tuesday but hey, wtf are wednesday's for but staying in bed wishing it was friday. Anyway. I let EVERYONE I know know at least a month in advance that man, don't make plans for the tuesday of the 27th cause you're coming out to my party right??

Those who can let me know, those who can't let me know and its all good. Hence what letting everyone know in advance is about right?

Well...my birthday rolls around and one person. I shall call her M. sez she's coming, then cancels, then sez she's coming, then cancels, then sez for sure she's coming out, she's had it bad the last week and needs to party with her friends. Sweet! I even don't care her asshole boyfriend is coming with her.

SO they get downtown, like three hours too early and asshole boyfriend doesn't have any i.d.

How does he expect to get into a club without i.d? I dunno. But he thinks cause he might know the bouncer he will.

So via cell phone calls on my way to my managers place and then to club my friend decides, instead of staying at the club (cause she has i.d. and her assh...boyfriend doesn't, she's gonna bounce, even though its one of her best friends 25th birthday and she's really excited about hanging out with M. finally outside of work.

Uh.huh. riiight.

so. I tell her what ever, its really selfish of her that she's promise to come to my party and bounce on account of her boyfriend (HEY LOOK I FORGOT THE ASSHOLE THAT TIME...don't worry I was thinking it) doesn't have any i.d. cause he's basically a putz and so big deal, she's only breaking a promise to her friend on her birthday, so w/e we'll see each other at work, just don't expect me to be happy to see you cause you tromped on my feelings in your knock off skater shoes and wiggled you flabby hinny around in your ugly ass skinny keans.

Well, come the next time she's at work, it turns out M. has been talking smack about how selfish I was and how I don't care that she's going through a hard time, and I'm gonna stay mad at her forever cause you know, thats what I do, I hold grudges.

Umm...wouldn't you??

Anyway. I hear this and I think to myself, nah this is too easy, I'm going to be UBER!nice to her the next time I see her just to rub it in her face she talked all this smack to me its not true and she's gonna look the fool not me.

Guess who's acting all bitchy and snobbish? Not the Yve oh hellz no, man I had so much fun WITHOUT her and her boyfriend I actually don't care that she bounced cause I know she'd have just thrown herself around the club and acted the hot cookie n basically just put a whole sluttish turn on the night, M. is the one being all cold and rank and notfun. Not the Yve people. The Yve doesn't care. The Yve rocked her 25th like no ones fucking business.

So I hears it today from a little bird that she's been calling me two-faced.

HOW THE HELL HAVE I BEEN TWO FACED?!?

Okay, seriously people, I hadn't even had a chance to see this girl before she got up all on me acting like I'm the bad guy. Um. Hate to sound pretensious but when you pick your man before your girls....especially on your girls birthday...YOU ARE A BITCH no doubt about it.

Wasn't it Ren that said to me once Ho's before Bro's Yve.. Ho's before Bro's?!?

Yah I finally got what you meant Ren...and I totally see where you are coming from.

What I love is she went to Lawrence with all of this trying to fish out informationon what I've been saying about her. HA. Funneh. I haven't said anything that isn't true.

:P So much for living in that drama-free bubble.

Ironically Lawrence asked how we managed to stay friends for so long with all the smack we talk about each other. Truthfully, when I answered him, I said I don't know, but we do...how the hell do we anyway?

So yah, I wasn't PLANNING on holding a grudge about this but that kinda pissed me off that she made it to seem like I was the bad guy when she picked her ASSHOLE before her friend.

-flips the british bird- JOG ON, prick.

In other news.

ITS FUCKING COLD!!!

It's snowed on and off for the last week, and it finally cleared up today and it got FUCKING COLD!!!

Its like -17 celcius and yah. COLD. Wtf. its only going up to -11 tomorrow and we might hit -2 on monday. BRRRR. I hope this means that the canal will be frozen and ready for skating on in time for X-mas. I'm planning on asking for skates for Yule this years. I haven't skated in years but the last time I was in skates and on the canal I made it from downtown to dows lake in twenty minutes. Thats almost 7.8 k people!!!
I figure because I spent a good two and half months biking back and forth from the glebe to st. laurent I should be in fairly good shape to skate every other day from dows lake (twenty minute walk from my parents place) to downtown before school....thats the idea anyway....if it happens....LOL.

Fuck I prattle on endless about crap don't I? Oh well.

Hi Phil!

:D