The Penis to Thumb Ratio Theory, as discussed by Yve and Ren

This is a conversation I had tonight with Ren-andthensome,
about me finally working up the nerve to ask a supah fine man's name I've come across.

Teh Yve says:
so I was like "so, do you have a name?" and he chuckled and shook my hand.
Teh Yve says:
It was so cute
Teh Yve says:
btw
Teh Yve says:
nice hands,
Teh Yve says:
big fingers.
Teh Yve says:
-nods- yah, thats right I checked out his thumbs
Ren says:
AHHH !
Teh Yve says:
lol
Ren says:
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THUMBS!@%^%$&^%
Teh Yve says:
HAHAHHAHA
Teh Yve says:
You don't about that theory women have about thumbs and penis's?
Teh Yve says:
There is two different fields of thought
Teh Yve says:
One is, that a man's thumb shape will resemble his penis
Teh Yve says:
if he has thick short thumbs, thick and short cock,
Teh Yve says:
if he's got long and thin, or thick or whatever, his junk is like that
Teh Yve says:
The other theory is that a man's erection is the length of the index finger to the base of the thumb when the hand is in the position for a hand shake.
Teh Yve says:
that would mean I would have a little penis
Teh Yve says:
good for anal
Ren says:
oh god
Teh Yve says:
=squeaky sounds=

Seriously.

Yah.

Tell me you aren't looking at your hands right now.